When your code works on the first try pic.twitter.com/DEfVx8KRoO
— Cassidy Williams (@cassidoo) July 23, 2019
when you visit a site you handed over 6 months ago and the client made some changes themselves pic.twitter.com/eDxSWNkfve
— I Am Devloper (@iamdevloper) January 6, 2019
Manager: How good are you at PowerPoint?
— MJ (@MARKJPWNS) July 29, 2019
Me: I Excel at it.....
Manager: Was that a Microsoft Office joke?
Me: Word pic.twitter.com/2zkFkDsH9L
How to start a business:
— I Am Devloper (@iamdevloper) February 27, 2019
1. Find a problem
2. Create a solution for it
3. Profit
Apple:
1. Create a problem
2. Sell an adapter for it
3. Profit
Sysadmins: "It's secure because it's in a container"
— Sylvia van Os (@SylvieLorxu) July 20, 2019
Hackers: pic.twitter.com/3MgS9jX2Ky
"full-stack" now means you can:
— I Am Devloper (@iamdevloper) June 5, 2019
build front-ends
write back-ends
handle devops
start a podcast
curate a newsletter
crack an egg with one hand
animate a Pixar movie
dunk
Modern web development pic.twitter.com/p84IVkC2aQ
— Jared Palmer (@jaredpalmer) June 23, 2019
the last 10% of a side project pic.twitter.com/wukyxYfu91
— I Am Devloper (@iamdevloper) May 30, 2019
When developers do graffiti pic.twitter.com/jRJ4KyQlbX
— I Am Devloper (@iamdevloper) March 16, 2019
Why programmers like cooking: You peel the carrot, you chop the carrot, you put the carrot in the stew. You don’t suddenly find out that your peeler is several versions behind and they dropped support for carrots in 4.3
— Randall Koutnik (@rkoutnik) January 16, 2019
programming progression
— I Am Devloper (@iamdevloper) February 26, 2019
year 0: I know nothing
years 1-2: I know some things
years 3-4: I don't know what I don't know
years 4-4.5: I know *everything*
years 4.5-10+: I know nothing
— hmq17 (@hmq17) March 26, 2019
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ pic.twitter.com/ZX25fINJd1
— Scott Helme (@Scott_Helme) June 25, 2019