Schadenfreude. Wer sie wenigstens manchmal nicht auch geniesst, ist nicht ehrlich zu sich selbst. Eine einfache Art der Schadenfreude ist es, jemandem absichtlich einen schlechten Ratschlag zu geben. Oftmals sind es die eigenen Freunde, Freundinnen und Familienmitglieder, die einen so immer wieder aufs Korn nehmen.
Auf Twitter veröffentlichen User nun genau solche schlechten Ratschläge und die Liste ist lang. Unter dem Hashtag #badvice, ein Kofferwort aus den englischen Wörtern «Bad» (schlecht) und «Advice» (Ratschlag), findet man die kuriosesten Tipps, die man tunlichst nicht befolgen sollte.
My first time eating sushi my good friend told me to take "that green stuff" and spread it all over it because it'd taste better. #Badvice
— Lucas (@LjdubAAL) 28. September 2016
Yeah don't write any of that down, you'll TOTALLY remember it later. You got this! #Badvice @FallonTonight
— Christian Fletcher (@Darth_Pingu) 28. September 2016
If you have a bad cough then take a laxative, then you'll be afraid to cough. #Badvice
— chelsey (@chelseybunbun) 28. September 2016
My friend's dad told her "if you're doing something that you'll regret in the morning, just sleep until the afternoon" #Badvice
— Gracey Burnett (@gracey_burnett) 29. September 2016
Just drill a hole into the bottom of your iPhone 7 for a headphone jack #Badvice
— Derek Mathison (@derek_mathison9) 29. September 2016
The left blinker went out in my car when I was 16. I told my dad and he told me to "Only turn right." #Badvice
— Scott (@ScottyWhite11) 28. September 2016
my dad me told me when i started driving, not to put my blinkers on bc it was nobody business of where i was going. #Badvice
— Whitney Nelson (@whitneyn3451) 29. September 2016
I was a senior in HS and someone told me my blinker was out, and needed blinker fluid. I went to Auto Zone and asked for it.. 😳 #Badvice
— Marci Whitehurst (@marcilynlouise) 28. September 2016
My Dad told me the broken escalator was voice activated. I spent 10 minutes yelling GO UP before he told me it was broken... #Badvice
— Tim Drake (@timdrake) 28. September 2016
My mom used to tell me that I needed to put deodorant on not only my armpits, but my KNEE-pits as well. Thanks mom. #Badvice
— Olivia White (@owhite33) 28. September 2016
When I was little my mom told me not to swallow watermelon seeds because that's how you get pregnant 😂🍉#Badvice
— amanda haag 🌜 (@Mrsmanda89) 28. September 2016
My sister told me, "If you drink hot chocolate thru a straw, it won't be as hot." I did. I couldn't taste food for a week. #badvice
— Samantha Walton (@SamanthaW42) 28. September 2016
my brother told me that the speed limit was just a suggestion and i repeated that to a cop who then wanted my brothers info #badvice
— avery thorpe 🏒 (@OhGodItsAvery) 29. September 2016
If a cop pulls you over just tell him you know your rights and proceed to leave.#Badvice
— Skyy Will (@Skyy_Will) 28. September 2016
My teacher told me if I had a question, to google it and if there wasn't an answer, it was a stupid question @FallonTonight #BADVICE
— you (@sydneyswenson5) 28. September 2016
Doctor: I don't think your son is going to come out of his coma.
— Matt (@radartech_matt) 28. September 2016
Zach:
Me: Did you try unplugging and plugging him back in again?
#Badvice