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Die Kirchen sind in der Coronakrise längst erfinderisch geworden: Man soll nun sogar neben Online-Gottesdiensten und Drive-thru-Beichten die Möglichkeit haben, seine Kinder aus sicherer Distanz taufen zu lassen. Und das nicht über die Hand der Priester (weil ja ansonsten die Abstandsregel gebrochen werden würde), sondern mittels Wasserpistole. Dies zeigt dieser Tweet, der gerade auf Twitter viral geht:
quarantine will someday end, but I hope this continues pic.twitter.com/aCTzXZqzIV
— Michael Tannenbaum (@iamTannenbaum) May 24, 2020
Die Reaktionen auf Twitter sind aber mindestens genau so witzig:
Very much enjoying the way Twitter decided to make this look like two people showing babies to each other. Would quite like to see the photos the other way around so it looks like two priests having a shoot out, too pic.twitter.com/yZAsH8X15B
— Dave Gorman (@DaveGorman) May 25, 2020
fixed. pic.twitter.com/TqOjIS4GlM
— Ricardinho R9 (@MonsieurBalec) May 25, 2020
In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Super Soaker 50™️
— 🅻🅼 (@switchboard_op) May 24, 2020
this is very clearly about more than a baptism for him pic.twitter.com/ZgPMoLKFeT
— laura prepon grey poupon crouton groupon (@ttpv_) May 25, 2020
I love how his water pistol matches his robes. pic.twitter.com/gHrVCNEIu9
— Amalgam Comics (@MakeMineAmalgam) May 25, 2020
— Michael MccLURE (@MichaelLMcClure) May 25, 2020
So does the priest have to bless the water gun as well? Because I would like to see that
— Patrick Kelly (@patrickkelly250) May 24, 2020
Pew pew pew
— Granny Weatherwax’s Washed Hands🩸🦷🗽 (@dadamstowel) May 25, 2020
Take that, original sin
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