Divertissement
Roman-photo

Sommet du G7 en Italie: voici notre roman-photo en roue libre

Sommet du G7: voici notre roman-photo
image: getty, montage: watson
Roman-photo

Macron, Biden, Sunak, Meloni et les autres étaient en roue libre au G7

Le bal des impopulaires a démarré. Dans un luxueux palace des Pouilles, Giorgia Meloni accueille Emmanuel Macron, Joe Biden, Olaf Scholz, Rishi Sunak, Justin Trudeau et Fumio Kishida, accompagnés de Volodymyr Zelensky et d'Ursula Von Der Leyen. Alors que la plupart des dirigeants sont en crise dans leur pays respectif, le cérémonial était un peu... bordélique. La preuve avec ce petit roman-photo.
13.06.2024, 20:4613.06.2024, 21:12
Suivez-moi
Plus de «Divertissement»

Quand faut y aller, faut y aller...

FASANO, ITALY - JUNE 13: Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni waits for the arrival of G7 leaders during a welcome ceremony on day one of the 50th G7 summit at Borgo Egnazia on June 13, 2024 in Fasan ...
Getty Images Europe

C'est pas tout ça mais... y foutent quoi? Ils ont voyagé avec les CFF?

FASANO, ITALY - JUNE 13: Italy's Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni awaits for the arrivals of the G7 leaders during the first day of the G7 meeting at Borgo Egnazia resort, on June 13, 2024 in Fasano ...
Image: Corbis News

Encore 5 minutes et je leur envoie un bateau de migrants, c'est si efficace.

FASANO, ITALY - JUNE 13: Italy's Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni awaits for the arrivals of the G7 leaders during the first day of the G7 meeting at Borgo Egnazia resort, on June 13, 2024 in Fasano ...
Image: Corbis News

M'dame Meloni, je crois qu'ils sont là, j'aperçois l'égo de Macron à l'horizon!

FASANO, ITALY - JUNE 13: Italy's Prime Minister Giorgi Meloni greets President of France Emmanuel Macron during the first day of the G7 meeting at Borgo Egnazia resort, on June 13, 2024 in Fasano ...
Image: Corbis News

J'arrive très chère, encore un petit autographe et je suis à vous.

FASANO, ITALY - JUNE 13: French President Emmanuel Macron Signs the G7 guests card during the opening of the G7 Summit at Borgo Egnazia Resort, on June 13, 2024 in Fasano, Italy. (Photo by Alessandra  ...
Image: Corbis News

Et hop, cocorico focaccia!

epa11407584 Italy's Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni (R) greets French President Emmanuel Macron (L) during a welcome ceremony for the G7 summit in Borgo Egnazia, southern Italy, 13 June 2024. The 5 ...
Image: EPA ANSA

Déso pour le retard, y avait quelques turbulences au départ de Paris...

epa11407582 Italy's Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni (R) greets French President Emmanuel Macron (L) during a welcome ceremony for the G7 summit in Borgo Egnazia, southern Italy, 13 June 2024. The 5 ...
Image: EPA ANSA

On s'embrasse?

epa11407586 Italy's Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni (R) greets French President Emmanuel Macron (L) during a welcome ceremony for the G7 summit in Borgo Egnazia, southern Italy, 13 June 2024. The 5 ...
Image: EPA ANSA

Okay, okay, je comprends...

FASANO, ITALY - JUNE 13: Italy's Prime Minister Giorgi Meloni greets President of France Emmanuel Macron during the first day of the G7 meeting at Borgo Egnazia resort, on June 13, 2024 in Fasano ...
Image: Corbis News

Ah, des photographes! J'aime ça. Rien à voir Giorgia, mais vous avez prévu un buffet? J'ai une de ces dalles...

epa11407583 Italy's Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni (R) greets French President Emmanuel Macron (L) during a welcome ceremony for the G7 summit in Borgo Egnazia, southern Italy, 13 June 2024. The 5 ...
Image: EPA ANSA

Nan, c'est la crise Manu, mais y a un Selecta derrière la fontaine, là.

FASANO, ITALY - JUNE 13: Italy's Prime Minister Giorgi Meloni greets President of France Emmanuel Macron during the first day of the G7 meeting at Borgo Egnazia resort, on June 13, 2024 in Fasano ...
Image: Corbis News

Putain, quitter un pays en feu pour avaler un Kinder Bueno, merci bien...

FASANO, ITALY - JUNE 13: Italy's Prime Minister Giorgi Meloni greets President of France Emmanuel Macron during the first day of the G7 meeting at Borgo Egnazia resort, on June 13, 2024 in Fasano ...
Image: Corbis News

Merde, je suis en Grèce ou en Suède?

FASANO, ITALY - JUNE 13: Italy's Prime Minister Giorgi Meloni greets President of France Emmanuel Macron during the first day of the G7 meeting at Borgo Egnazia resort, on June 13, 2024 in Fasano ...
Image: Corbis News

Bonjour Marine!

FASANO, ITALY - JUNE 13: Italy's Prime Minister Giorgi Meloni greets President of France Emmanuel Macron during the first day of the G7 meeting at Borgo Egnazia resort, on June 13, 2024 in Fasano ...
Getty Images Europe

Tu savais que Viola Amherd voulait que je vienne en Suisse après? Lol.

FASANO, ITALY - JUNE 13: Italy's Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni welcomes US President Joe Biden during the first day of the G7 meeting at Borgo Egnazia resort, on June 13, 2024 in Fasano, Italy. ( ...
Image: Corbis News

Hey Manu, t'as oublié ton dissolvant?

Image
Getty Images Europe

Hello Joe, alors, ça tremble? Gaffe-toi, les chips sont dégueulasses ici.

FASANO, ITALY - JUNE 13: Italy's Prime Minister Giorgi Meloni greets President of France Emmanuel Macron during the first day of the G7 meeting at Borgo Egnazia resort, on June 13, 2024 in Fasano ...
Image: Corbis News

Dis, ma vessie est grosse comme un donut, y a des toilettes en Espagne?

FASANO, ITALY - JUNE 13: Italy's Prime Minister Giorgi Meloni greets President of France Emmanuel Macron during the first day of the G7 meeting at Borgo Egnazia resort, on June 13, 2024 in Fasano ...
Image: Corbis News

Elles sont occupées par Sunak, il en chie en ce moment tu sais... Mais tu peux aller derrière la piscine là.

FASANO, ITALY - JUNE 13: Italy's Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni welcomes US President Joe Biden during the first day of the G7 meeting at Borgo Egnazia resort, on June 13, 2024 in Fasano, Italy. ( ...
Image: Corbis News

Joe... Youhou, réveille-toi!

FASANO, ITALY - JUNE 13: Italy's Prime Minister Giorgi Meloni greets President of France Emmanuel Macron during the first day of the G7 meeting at Borgo Egnazia resort, on June 13, 2024 in Fasano ...
Image: Corbis News

Watch your step, hein! (S'il se casse la gueule chez moi, c'est mort.)

FASANO, ITALY - JUNE 13: Italy's Prime Minister Giorgi Meloni greets President of France Emmanuel Macron during the first day of the G7 meeting at Borgo Egnazia resort, on June 13, 2024 in Fasano ...
Image: Corbis News

Giorgia, Lady Giorgia, si tu savais! Je me suis ôté d'un poids...

FASANO, ITALY - JUNE 13: Giorgia Meloni, Italy's Prime Minister, welcomes Rishi Sunak, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom during the first day of the G7 meeting at Borgo Egnazia resort, on June ...
Image: Corbis News

Ah tu me rassures... Tu t'es lavé les mains au moins?

FASANO, ITALY - JUNE 13: Giorgia Meloni, Italy's Prime Minister, welcomes Rishi Sunak, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom during the first day of the G7 meeting at Borgo Egnazia resort, on June ...
Image: Corbis News

You know, je m'essuie déjà tellement sur les problèmes des Anglais...

FASANO, ITALY - JUNE 13: Italy's Prime Minister Giorgi Meloni greets President of France Emmanuel Macron during the first day of the G7 meeting at Borgo Egnazia resort, on June 13, 2024 in Fasano ...
Getty Images Europe

J'en ai profité pour envoyer un SMS anonyme au Daily Mail en disant que Kate allait de plus en plus mal.

FASANO, ITALY - JUNE 13: Giorgia Meloni, Italy's Prime Minister, welcomes Rishi Sunak, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom during the first day of the G7 meeting at Borgo Egnazia resort, on June ...
Image: Corbis News

Et tu vas rire: ils m'ont cité comme «source proche de la famille royale»!

FASANO, ITALY - JUNE 13: Italy's Prime Minister Giorgi Meloni greets President of France Emmanuel Macron during the first day of the G7 meeting at Borgo Egnazia resort, on June 13, 2024 in Fasano ...
Image: Corbis News

Comment on dit «I don't give a shit about this crap anymore» en italien?

FASANO, ITALY - JUNE 13: Italy's Prime Minister Giorgi Meloni greets President of France Emmanuel Macron during the first day of the G7 meeting at Borgo Egnazia resort, on June 13, 2024 in Fasano ...
Image: Corbis News

Allez hop, p'tit selfie pour mon Insta avant que Rambo déboule.

FASANO, ITALY - JUNE 13: Italy's Prime Minister Giorgi Meloni greets President of France Emmanuel Macron during the first day of the G7 meeting at Borgo Egnazia resort, on June 13, 2024 in Fasano ...
Image: Corbis News

Com'è andato il volo, Volo?

epa11407705 Italy's Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni (R) greets Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky (L) during a welcome ceremony for the G7 summit in Borgo Egnazia, southern Italy, 13 June 2024. ...
Image: EPA ANSA

Viens là, mon beau guerrier, j'en peux plus des pingouins en costard...

FASANO, ITALY - JUNE 13: Italy's Prime Minister Giorgi Meloni greets President of France Emmanuel Macron during the first day of the G7 meeting at Borgo Egnazia resort, on June 13, 2024 in Fasano ...
Image: Corbis News

Alors comme ça vous allez geler les actifs russes? Trop sympa, merci...

FASANO, ITALY - JUNE 13: Italy's Prime Minister Giorgi Meloni greets President of France Emmanuel Macron during the first day of the G7 meeting at Borgo Egnazia resort, on June 13, 2024 in Fasano ...
Image: Corbis News

Paraît que c'est la merde en Europe... T'aurais pas deux ou trois billets à me prêter par le plus grand des hasards?

FASANO, ITALY - JUNE 13: Italy's Prime Minister Giorgi Meloni greets President of France Emmanuel Macron during the first day of the G7 meeting at Borgo Egnazia resort, on June 13, 2024 in Fasano ...
Image: Corbis News

Plus tard Volo, y a un beau gosse que je connais pas en approche.

Ukraine's President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, left, is welcomed by Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni during a G7 world leaders summit at Borgo Egnazia, Italy, Thursday, June 13, 2024. (AP Photo/Do ...
Image: AP

Giorgia, la belle Giorgia!

FASANO, ITALY - JUNE 13: Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is greeted by Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni during a welcome ceremony on day one of the 50th G7 summit at Borgo Egnazia on June  ...
Getty Images Europe

Aaaaaah... Ciao... euh.... vous...

FASANO, ITALY - JUNE 13: Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is greeted by Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni during a welcome ceremony on day one of the 50th G7 summit at Borgo Egnazia on June  ...
Getty Images Europe

Vous êtes le chanteur que j'ai engagé pour la fin de soirée?

FASANO, ITALY - JUNE 13: Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is greeted by Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni during a welcome ceremony on day one of the 50th G7 summit at Borgo Egnazia on June  ...
Getty Images Europe

Non, je suis le premier ministre canadien. C'est comme les US, mais sans Trump. Je sais chanter cela dit...

FASANO, ITALY - JUNE 13: Italy's Prime Minister Giorgi Meloni greets President of France Emmanuel Macron during the first day of the G7 meeting at Borgo Egnazia resort, on June 13, 2024 in Fasano ...
Image: Corbis News

Ce serait pas un Selecta, là-bas?

FASANO, ITALY - JUNE 13: Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is greeted by Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni during a welcome ceremony on day one of the 50th G7 summit at Borgo Egnazia on June  ...
Getty Images Europe

Y manque pas le chauve avec un prénom bizarre, là?

FASANO, ITALY - JUNE 13: Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni attends a welcome ceremony on June 13, 2024 in Fasano, Italy. The G7 summit in Puglia, hosted by Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni, t ...
Getty Images Europe

Oh, un Selecta!

FASANO, ITALY - JUNE 13: German Chancellor Olaf Scholz is greeted by Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni during a welcome ceremony on day one of the 50th G7 summit at Borgo Egnazia on June 13, 2024  ...
Getty Images Europe

Je t'ai vu Olaf, hein.... Bon, je réunis tout le monde pour la photo nulle.

FASANO, ITALY - JUNE 13: (Left to Right) Charles Michel, President of the European Council, Olaf Scholz, German Canchelor, Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada, Emmanuel Macron, President of Franc ...
Image: Corbis News

On fait ça avec un peu d'herbe derrière? C'est plus écolo, non?

FASANO, ITALY - JUNE 13: Italy's Prime Minister Giorgi Meloni greets President of France Emmanuel Macron during the first day of the G7 meeting at Borgo Egnazia resort, on June 13, 2024 in Fasano ...
Image: Corbis News

Attendez, on est sûr qu'on est beau là?

APULIA, ITALY - JUNE 13: European Council President Charles Michell (L), German Chancellor Olaf Scholz (2nd L), Canada Prime Minister Justin Trudeau (3rd L), French President Emmanuel Macron (4th L),  ...
Image: Anadolu

Le premier qui bouge perd les prochaines élections!

FASANO, ITALY - JUNE 13: Italy's Prime Minister Giorgi Meloni greets President of France Emmanuel Macron during the first day of the G7 meeting at Borgo Egnazia resort, on June 13, 2024 in Fasano ...
Image: Corbis News

Hey, Manu, tu changes encore ton fusil d'épaule? Lol. Baisse ton bras.

FASANO, ITALY - JUNE 13: (L-R) Charles Michel, President of the European Council, Olaf Scholz, German Canchelor, Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada, Emmanuel Macron, President of France, Giorgia ...
Image: Corbis News

Psst, Kishida, tu sais ce qu'on fout là toi? J'ai l'impression que c'est important...

APULIA, ITALY - JUNE 13: European Council President Charles Michell (L), German Chancellor Olaf Scholz (2nd L), Canada Prime Minister Justin Trudeau (3rd L), French President Emmanuel Macron (4th L),  ...
Image: Anadolu

Rhô, Joe, c'est toi qui a pété? Avoue...

FASANO, ITALY - JUNE 13: Italy's Prime Minister Giorgi Meloni greets President of France Emmanuel Macron during the first day of the G7 meeting at Borgo Egnazia resort, on June 13, 2024 in Fasano ...
Image: Corbis News
Ceci pourrait également vous intéresser:
0 Commentaires
Comme nous voulons continuer à modérer personnellement les débats de commentaires, nous sommes obligés de fermer la fonction de commentaire 72 heures après la publication d’un article. Merci de votre compréhension!
Flâner au Montreux Jazz, c'est donner 100 balles à un mendiant
Pour avoir un (infime) aperçu de l'état du business des concerts, il suffit de se promener sur les quais de Montreux avant la tombée de la nuit. Entre le stand Porsche pris d'assaut et une scène gratuite, des milliers de généreux donateurs qui s’ignorent. Sans les bières et les poulets au curry vert qu'ils consomment, Lenny Kravitz n'y jouerait peut-être pas.

La plupart du temps, on va se promener sur les quais du Montreux Jazz Festival parce que pourquoi pas. Parce que ça nous fait une sortie. Parce qu’il fait beau et demain un peu moins. Parce qu’il faut profiter, c'est l'été. Parce que Pays-Bas - Angleterre, bof. Parce qu’on n’est pas allés à Zurich pour Taylor Swift. Parce qu’on habite à côté. Parce qu’il y a Bernard et Sylvie, tu sais si Jonathan sera dans le coin? Parce que c’est gratuit si on ne consomme pas.

L’article