Ces 24 tweets mettront Poutine en colère
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La contre-offensive ukrainienne dans le sud du pays.
Quand ton avion tombe par la fenêtre.
In Plane Sight https://t.co/dVoM9aLh0b pic.twitter.com/NRG7FysWDU
— Matt Davies (@MatttDavies) August 23, 2023
La chute du Rouble cette année.
The Ruble this year..
— Darth Putin (@DarthPutinKGB) August 15, 2023
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Quand tu essaies de faire sortir de Russie des roubles d'une valeur de 10 CHF.
BREAKING: Border guards arrest man attempting to smuggle $12 worth of rubles out of Russia pic.twitter.com/JR8HiX0pac
— Sputnik (@Sputnik_Not) August 15, 2023
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Le mot «hypocrite» dans le dictionnaire.
Chris Britt @chrisbritt01 #PrigozhinPlaneCrash pic.twitter.com/cSHM5KJnem
— Editorial & Political Cartoons (@EandPCartoons) August 26, 2023
«Nous sommes unanimes: la mort de Prigojine était un accident?»
Bill Bramhall, The New York Daily News @BillBramhall #Putin #PrigozhinPlaneCrash pic.twitter.com/wBlGYRdGXx
— Editorial & Political Cartoons (@EandPCartoons) August 29, 2023
Le comité d'enquête russe qui enquête sur le crash de l'avion de Prigojine.
BREAKING: Investigative Committee head Bastrykin says it appears Wagner chief Prigozhin's plane caught fire and combusted spontaneously pic.twitter.com/kIPIGokxFG
— Sputnik (@Sputnik_Not) August 23, 2023
Un feedback honnête, c'est très important.
Grim Reaper x Putin. This week's @mailandguardian cartoon pic.twitter.com/wHfxVu7eg9
— Carlos Amato (@CarlosCartoons) August 24, 2023
Pendant ce temps, le ministre de la Défense Sergueï Choïgou.
Defense Minister Shoigu tries new training simulator where you try to stop Wagner from entering Moscow pic.twitter.com/vee5j0wDAH
— Sputnik (@Sputnik_Not) August 16, 2023
La différence entre le «Trumpistan» et le «Poutinland».
Harry Burton on Vladimir #Putin and a plane crash #Prigozhin #PrigozhinPlaneCrash - political cartoon gallery in London https://t.co/dePcTdnXF6 pic.twitter.com/yCW7aYGmP9
— Political Cartoon (@Cartoon4sale) August 26, 2023
Pourquoi personne ne se plaint de Poutine en Russie.
— le Malque Guedaldoldule (@sporosbe) August 25, 2023
Comment Poutine a-t-il réussi à rester au pouvoir depuis plus de 20 ans.
A Russian style presidential debate. #DebateNight pic.twitter.com/Jbp4vbxhzN
— Darth Putin (@DarthPutinKGB) August 24, 2023
Le point sur la situation en Russie.
BREAKING: Defense Ministry spokesman Igor Konashenkov says in the last 24 hours Russian air defense shot down 219 Ukrainian drones, 88 NAFO spy balloons, 14 B-52 Stratofortresses, three Millennium Falcons and one Yevgeny Prigozhin pic.twitter.com/Mwrpmi2P8e
— Sputnik (@Sputnik_Not) August 23, 2023
Tous les prétextes sont bons.
Jeffrey Koterba @jeffreykoterba #Putin #Moonshot pic.twitter.com/jwvRHuACAN
— Editorial & Political Cartoons (@EandPCartoons) August 27, 2023
La Russie a du mal à comprendre ce qui lui appartient – ou pas.
— david D. (@secretsqrl123) August 20, 2023
Dmitry Medvedev déclare la guerre... à la Lune.
BREAKING: Dmitry Medvedev attacks the Moon pic.twitter.com/QalX2k5Jjo
— Sputnik (@Sputnik_Not) August 20, 2023
Quelque part dans le sud de l'Ukraine.
🇺🇦 FIGHTING 🇮🇷-🇷🇺 DRONES
— Jason Jay Smart (@officejjsmart) August 24, 2023
Somewhere in eastern Ukraine 🇺🇦, Ukrainian troops found a low budget way to stop 🇮🇷-🇷🇺 drones. pic.twitter.com/yCtO8O3wCT
Pourquoi de nombreux Russes deviennent nerveux.
Russia is slowly but surely getting the taste of its own medicine.
— Saint Javelin (@saintjavelin) August 31, 2023
Report by @BBCNews pic.twitter.com/B5SNaIIoeX
Le résumé de la 78e semaine de guerre contre l'Ukraine.
Weeks - 78
— Darth Putin (@DarthPutinKGB) August 24, 2023
Casualties - 260,000🌻
Ruble - 💩
Inflation - ⬆️
Interest rates ⬆️
Economy - 🚽
War crimes - ♾
Prigozhin - Prigozout
Lunar-25 - “Collision”
Crimea - 💥🤯
Peskov - Missing
Surovkin - “Relieved”
Watch - Which wrist?⌚️
F-16s - En Route
I remain a master strategist.
Un conseil à Poutine.
A universal answer pic.twitter.com/egHHfMA44T
— Illia Ponomarenko 🇺🇦 (@IAPonomarenko) June 30, 2023
Quand les hackers ukrainiens piratent les webcams russes.
ENG SUBS Russian security cams was hacked for the Ukrainian Independence Day. #Ukraine #Russia
— Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦 In Ukraine | News, Updates (@Heroiam_Slava) August 25, 2023
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We live in the best country and all other countries envy us.
We are the ones who are making Nato shake from fear when our oligarchs are vacationing in foreign resorts.
We are… https://t.co/dbeZ5yXkcJ pic.twitter.com/1ZFRPUY7jH
Le sosie parfait, à un détail près.
Putin's double has been doing such a great job all this time and then gave up the game the instant he tried to find his watch on his left hand, since real Putin wears his watch on his right. pic.twitter.com/BdvHwyegls
— Igor Sushko (@igorsushko) August 22, 2023
Ça n'arrive qu'en Russie...
Russian perfume tester. pic.twitter.com/4ZCAMlyJNb
— Igor Sushko (@igorsushko) August 26, 2023
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