Die Menschheit muss viele komplexe Fragen beantworten. Beispielsweise: Sind wir alleine im Universum? Was kommt nach dem Tod? Ist es möglich, schneller als Lichtgeschwindigkeit zu reisen?
Es gibt da eine Frage von höchster Relevanz, welche zuerst geklärt werden muss:
Diese Frage stellte der Komiker Jeremy Hammond auf Twitter und scheidet seither die Internetgemeinde.
When giraffes go to work do you think they put the tie at the top or bottom of their necks?
— jeremy hammond (@jeremythunder) 17. November 2016
Asking for a friend. pic.twitter.com/e3cFarF75P
obviously it's the top https://t.co/C45GZ6AxqF
— emily (@heathenshoe) 29. November 2016
mmm top. more professional https://t.co/9H7Bjfcqap
— chandler (@chantheclam) 23. November 2016
The top looks more formal so I'll go with it https://t.co/c9wi4dbIE2
— Khabazela (@KhutsoM_) 28. November 2016
blatantly at the bottom. who wears their tie directly under their chin? smh https://t.co/xtoHhKI7hM
— dwaynetherockjohnson (@swagalini) 28. November 2016
Bottom looks cooler https://t.co/nLxPDPcl4u
— Hamza (@hamzasahal05) 29. November 2016
clearly at the bottom ffs - it's a tie, ain't no damn choker https://t.co/STgrMIwN10
— Gene Oliver (@genepoli) 30. November 2016
Top looks more professional whereas the bottom looks more like a chillen after 6 hours into the shift https://t.co/wi9V8vN4vv
— Emeli Avaloz (@FrickenEmeliCx) 29. November 2016
Top for job interview and first few years of employment. Bottom when you've been working for more than 10 years but still not promoted https://t.co/4vIRd9gOia
— Bad Kitty Cat (@NiniNell) 24. November 2016
Top neck = Business
— Carson Ventz (@KingKultura) 29. November 2016
Bottom neck = Business Casual https://t.co/R6QwjbehEU
@xohillaryrose @jeremythunder dude, I had basically the same thought pic.twitter.com/hWgiJN2cGv
— Abam Droud (@AdamBroud) 22. November 2016
At the top. However every Friday night, after a tiring week, it is usual habit to have it at the bottom while getting a beer https://t.co/C9dcjW3cI4
— oyinlola (@LongWiz) 29. November 2016
Half prefers top, half prefers bottom. It’s a tie. https://t.co/vCeuST5l0w
— jcd (@jcaetanodias) 29. November 2016
@jeremythunder I feel the premise is wrong. A human's tie covers the majority of its wearer's neck. A giraffe's should too. pic.twitter.com/XQMIgHqcEI
— Leigh Caldwell (@leighblue) 30. November 2016
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