Hey, können wir mal über Julian Assanges Frisur reden? Ja, es gibt wichtigere Aspekte zum Thema Julian Assange (und die werden hier, zum Beispiel, behandelt), doch die Vermutung, dass in der ecuadorianischen Botschaft in London scheinbar keine Spiegel existieren, hat den einen oder anderen nachdenklich gemacht.
.@JulianAssange when did you start working at Guitar Center pic.twitter.com/hKvF0pm6Jc
— Mindthet Exthpert (@BigBowlOfChili) May 20, 2017
@BigBowlOfChili @JulianAssange Here you go. pic.twitter.com/e49WpRZSBf
— Donald Kerabatsos (@Papakila) May 20, 2017
MAITRE D': Yes we gave a table for one ready for [cant find Assange's name on the list but sees him standing there] ... Chad Kroeger's uncle pic.twitter.com/83yiurLjWG
— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) May 20, 2017
@MarkAgee Now that the charges have been dropped, Assange can finally start his band that changes The Police lyrics to be about Harry Potter. pic.twitter.com/2UKeEh6DsI
— David Tveite (@tveitprivilege) May 20, 2017
[hair salon]
— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) May 20, 2017
Yeah, gimme the 'unemployed necromancer' pic.twitter.com/3ij3SppRSC
Gimme the 'Werewolf from one of the Underworld movies' but brunch casual pic.twitter.com/xiH1gq4RuZ
— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) May 20, 2017
HAIR STYLIST: I'm not quite sure what you-
— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) May 20, 2017
ASSANGE: I wanna look like the porn director who rats to the cops pic.twitter.com/DO6Shuy8Ma
@MarkAgee I'll take the "Legolas' racist uncle"
— Keith Rubin (@realkeithrubin) May 20, 2017
@MarkAgee @davidfarrier pic.twitter.com/Zz6yKMGPHx
— Marc McHardy (@Marc_McHardy) May 22, 2017
VOGUE MAGAZINE: Mr. Assange, how would you describe your personal style?
— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) May 20, 2017
ASSANGE: I call it, Guy With No Kids Who Has a Van pic.twitter.com/rAnrSsNvEz
@MarkAgee @chel_c_cam I call it the "Walmart Version Lucious Malfoy" pic.twitter.com/H4hv1KgJ5l
— Rachel W. (@RWatkinsPhoto) May 21, 2017
@MarkAgee @jkfecke I call it, Amber Alert Mullet. Cult Leader in the Front, Date Rape in the Back.
— (((Shane Roth))) (@apexnerd) May 21, 2017
"If I become a bassist in a cruise ship coverband they can never arrest me. International waters." pic.twitter.com/VKcfDoEAVp
— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) May 20, 2017
Julian Assange looks like the villain in a movie about ninjas that only has white people in it. pic.twitter.com/pNhueA49YQ
— Greg Saunders (@waltisfrozen) May 21, 2017
@MarkAgee @Popehat Assange's van: pic.twitter.com/d7U8VMpHLH
— theBecwar (@thebecwar) May 21, 2017
@Pinboard pic.twitter.com/W7C9YL3RIv
— John Bull (@garius) May 20, 2017
One day, Julian Assange is going to exact revenge on everyone who made fun of his haircut on Twitter. Just wait...
— Aaron H.M. 🌯 (@AaronHM) May 21, 2017
(obi via thepoke.co.uk und #assangeguitarcenter)
